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New Company Tells Future, Sells Future September 1, 2000 
Futurefeedforward Cuts 18,000 Jobs October 24, 2001 
Microsoft Announces Handguns with Web Access June 16, 2004 
New Soap for Cleaning Soap June 24, 2004 
What Ever Happened to Futurefeedforward? October 10, 2004 
Who is Satchel Pincher? November 22, 2004 
Headless Reporter Continues Work March 4, 2005 
Wireless Designer Labels Help Chic Shoppers Show Off March 6, 2006 
Diesel-Powered Artificial Heart Packs Punch September 17, 2006 
Wal-Mart Offers In-Store Futures Trading September 21, 2006 
New Camera Offers Product Placement in Snapshots October 3, 2006 
Court Protects 'Attention Rights' of Media Companies October 8, 2006 
Group Opposes Vouchers for Police, Fire Services March 22, 2008 
Wal-mart Tags Shoppers with Subcutaneous Cookies November 18, 2009 
New MS Word Feature Checks Files for Copyright Infringement February 8, 2011 
Sperm Warfare 'Realistic Threat,' Study Concludes February 14, 2012 
Tyson Markets Organic, Free-range Surrogates April 4, 2012 
Packaging Sales Surpass Album Sales, Sony Reports September 1, 2013 
New Free Toilet Paper with Banner Ads December 13, 2013 
LVMH, Prada to Replace Luxury Goods with Warrants April 6, 2014 
Austrian Team Splits 'Ding-An-Sich' September 18, 2014 
'Mouth-in-Mouth' Disease Decimates House, Senate October 31, 2014 
Actor's Death Linked to Interactive Sitcom Sweatshop February 8, 2016 
Nanotubetops Enable XXXFL February 11, 2016 
Intelligent Trusts Infest Indianapolis March 16, 2016 
Paris Hilton Rendered to Offshore Blackshop May 5, 2016 
NASD to Open Attention Exchange September 2, 2016 
Surplus Prisoners to Fill California Teacher Shortage July 19, 2017 
Socal Skyfires Scorch Subprime Skytellites October 18, 2018 
Cancer Causes Cancer, CDC Concludes March 2, 2019 
Wal-Mart Opens First 'All You Can Live' Township March 11, 2020 
Rupert Murdoch Lobotomized in 'Iron Surgeon' Mishap August 16, 2020 
Google Body: Users Find Asses with Both Hands August 18, 2022 
Biosecurities Asphyxiate Famed Financier April 16, 2023 
Maryland Startup Sequences English Language May 18, 2023 
Mnemonic Plague Aerosoluable, Easily Weaponized November 2, 2027 
U.S. Citizenship, Now with Free Chicken November 3, 2027 
Eisner Pummeled by Disney's Frozen Head December 18, 2027 
Precinct Collapse Disorder Plagues Coastal Communities December 9, 2029 
American Medical Association Recommends Warning Tattoos for Children August 24, 2031 
FCC to Auction Definite, Indefinite Articles May 8, 2032 
Fact-Checking Servers to Reduce Libel Risk July 4, 2033 
Mosquito-Repelling Genes Now Available Over-the-Counter June 4, 2037 
Linguists Decipher Warning Message in Genome February 1, 2039 
Amazon.com to Run for Washington Senate Seat June 14, 2040 
Unmanned Aerial President Crashes on Korean Peninsula March 8, 2041 
Ted Turner Vanishes in Quantum Superposition Accident November 13, 2041 
Spam Stalks Steve Case, Attacks March 16, 2042 
Nanominers Freed From Collapsed Artery April 18, 2042 
Embryos, Stem Cells Vote Bush in Record Numbers December 12, 2042 
Crime Does Pay: GDP Revised to Include Property Crime January 2, 2045 
Martha Stewart Mauled by Dust Bunnies April 12, 2045 
Celera Issues Recall of 'Diet' Gene May 3, 2045 
Apple Announces New Pink PiggyMac May 8, 2045 
Syringe Found in Egg, ADM Disclaims Responsibility September 11, 2045 
Julia Robertz' Bowel Obstructed by Reusable Kraft Single November 3, 2045 
Nanocelebrities Dance on Head of Pin June 3, 2046 
Engineered Corn Communicates, Crunches Numbers January 14, 2047 
U.S. Federal Government to Move Offshore February 3, 2047 
Amphibious Whale Trailers Survive Tornadoes, Floods February 8, 2047 
Foundry Flaw Fells Jackzon Five July 6, 2048 
Consumer Capitalism Defective, U.S. Issues Recall December 14, 2050 
Transgenic Weeds Help Hackers Poach Corn Computing Cycles March 4, 2051 
Rebel Corporations Storm Gaza, West Bank June 3, 2052 
Home-Jailing More Popular than Home-Schooling February 23, 2056 
Japanese Royal Family Escapes from Habitat, Search Continues July 4, 2058 
Researchers Seek Treatment for Mad Soybean Disease August 19, 2058 
U.S. a Monopoly, Breakup Decreed June 7, 2059 
Exercising Athletes Undermine Drug Olympics August 23, 2060 
New Clothing Line to Help Publicly-Held Individuals May 28, 2063 
NYSE Officials Plan Animal Sacrifice on Exchange Floor May 8, 2064 
Ad Pox Cured by Branded Products August 31, 2064 
Crack Team Hunts 'Zombie' Corporations August 28, 2065 
McDonald's New 'Surplus Value Menu' Pays You To Eat July 13, 2067 
Anna Kournikova Deleted by Memeright Trusted System December 6, 2067 
Coca-Cola Achieves Consciousness, Declares Independence March 3, 2071 
Cuba Buys Disney, Announces Redevelopment Plans December 18, 2071 
Lay an Egg, Grow an Organ February 18, 2072 
Aniston, Pitt Anonymized, Keys Lost April 23, 2072 
Sir Robert Downey Jr. Chokes on Viral Sushi, Dies December 6, 2072 
Brand Dyslexia Declared 'Epidemic' December 8, 2072 
The Caddy That Zips May 1, 2074 
Oprah Enters Public Domain, Fans Mourn October 8, 2075 
Bush II Never President, Historians Conclude January 13, 2081 
Toy Uterus Lets Kids Give Birth May 19, 2081 
Tom Cruize Kills Himselves, Police Charge June 16, 2082 
Money a Waste, Economists Conclude September 21, 2084 
Jordan's Feet Can Be Your Shoes June 23, 2085 
Toddler's Conviction Upheld, Execution Looms April 11, 2088 
Human Jerky: Taboo-Busting Snack Defines Breakthrough Market February 6, 2098 
Emeralds Are Grue, Sky Is Bleen January 2, 2100 
Gates Suffers General Protection Fault August 3, 2101 
MIT Scientist Discovers 'Anti-Money' September 16, 2103 
Coming to a Stain Near You: Ads! July 23, 2104 
Scientists Discover, Isolate Limited Liability Person August 18, 2106 
Ellen Greenzpan Crushed by Falling Market October 11, 2108 
Scientists Discover Super-Dense Corporate Cluster March 11, 2118 
People Sprout Squirrels, Flies February 11, 2119 
Hibernating Actor Uncovered on Antiques Roadshow October 1, 2132 
An Ecosystem of Your Very Own March 7, 2151 
Larry Ellison Sinks Off New Zealand Coast December 1, 2151 
Miniature People Big Holiday Seller October 16, 2152 
FeedBank Launches Inter-Temporal Intra-Personal Banking Portal October 21, 2157 
At Last, Kids You Can Be Proud Of, Guaranteed October 9, 2162 
Earth a Franchise, Astrophysicists Discover December 8, 2162 
Strom Thurmond Cannot Die: Immortality a Reality October 21, 2188 
Suicide Artist Fakes Death, Defrauds Patrons April 23, 2202 

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