Forwarding Conditions

By making use of this story forwarding feature, the Forwarder agrees to abide by the Terms of Use for the site, to endorse the accuracy of the forwarded story, to INDEMNIFY AND HOLD HARMLESS futurefeedforward (the" Company") for any inaccuracies in the same, and not to watch television.

The Forwarder further agrees to mention to the Forwardee the subject or content of the forwarded story on at least one occasion within the thirty days immediately following use of the forwarding feature, unless said story has already been the topic of communication initiated by Forwardee.

Forwarder and Forwardee together agree that the Company retains exclusive rights to distribute, reproduce, or perform any conversation they have concerning the forwarded story.

By receiving the forwarded story, the Forwardee agrees to thank the Forwarder wholeheartedly for opening his or her eyes to the wonders of the age that is to come. Said thanks are to involve, require, or occasion gift giving, whether token or substantial.

The Company agrees to relax.