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| Microsoft Announces Handguns with Web Access |
June 16, 2004 |
| New Soap for Cleaning Soap |
June 24, 2004 |
| Wireless Designer Labels Help Chic Shoppers Show Off |
March 6, 2006 |
| Wal-Mart Offers In-Store Futures Trading |
September 21, 2006 |
| New Camera Offers Product Placement in Snapshots |
October 3, 2006 |
| Wal-mart Tags Shoppers with Subcutaneous Cookies |
November 18, 2009 |
| New MS Word Feature Checks Files for Copyright Infringement |
February 8, 2011 |
| Tyson Markets Organic, Free-range Surrogates |
April 4, 2012 |
| New Free Toilet Paper with Banner Ads |
December 13, 2013 |
| LVMH, Prada to Replace Luxury Goods with Warrants |
April 6, 2014 |
| Nanotubetops Enable XXXFL |
February 11, 2016 |
| NASD to Open Attention Exchange |
September 2, 2016 |
| Google Body: Users Find Asses with Both Hands |
August 18, 2022 |
| U.S. Citizenship, Now with Free Chicken |
November 3, 2027 |
| Mosquito-Repelling Genes Now Available Over-the-Counter |
June 4, 2037 |
| Apple Announces New Pink PiggyMac |
May 8, 2045 |
| Amphibious Whale Trailers Survive Tornadoes, Floods |
February 8, 2047 |
| New Clothing Line to Help Publicly-Held Individuals |
May 28, 2063 |
| McDonald's New 'Surplus Value Menu' Pays You To Eat |
July 13, 2067 |
| Lay an Egg, Grow an Organ |
February 18, 2072 |
| The Caddy That Zips |
May 1, 2074 |
| Toy Uterus Lets Kids Give Birth |
May 19, 2081 |
| Jordan's Feet Can Be Your Shoes |
June 23, 2085 |
| Human Jerky: Taboo-Busting Snack Defines Breakthrough Market |
February 6, 2098 |
| An Ecosystem of Your Very Own |
March 7, 2151 |
| Miniature People Big Holiday Seller |
October 16, 2152 |
| FeedBank Launches Inter-Temporal Intra-Personal Banking Portal |
October 21, 2157 |
| At Last, Kids You Can Be Proud Of, Guaranteed |
October 9, 2162 |
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