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Microsoft Announces Handguns with Web Access June 16, 2004 
New Soap for Cleaning Soap June 24, 2004 
Wireless Designer Labels Help Chic Shoppers Show Off March 6, 2006 
Wal-Mart Offers In-Store Futures Trading September 21, 2006 
New Camera Offers Product Placement in Snapshots October 3, 2006 
Wal-mart Tags Shoppers with Subcutaneous Cookies November 18, 2009 
New MS Word Feature Checks Files for Copyright Infringement February 8, 2011 
Tyson Markets Organic, Free-range Surrogates April 4, 2012 
New Free Toilet Paper with Banner Ads December 13, 2013 
LVMH, Prada to Replace Luxury Goods with Warrants April 6, 2014 
Nanotubetops Enable XXXFL February 11, 2016 
NASD to Open Attention Exchange September 2, 2016 
Google Body: Users Find Asses with Both Hands August 18, 2022 
U.S. Citizenship, Now with Free Chicken November 3, 2027 
Mosquito-Repelling Genes Now Available Over-the-Counter June 4, 2037 
Apple Announces New Pink PiggyMac May 8, 2045 
Amphibious Whale Trailers Survive Tornadoes, Floods February 8, 2047 
New Clothing Line to Help Publicly-Held Individuals May 28, 2063 
McDonald's New 'Surplus Value Menu' Pays You To Eat July 13, 2067 
Lay an Egg, Grow an Organ February 18, 2072 
The Caddy That Zips May 1, 2074 
Toy Uterus Lets Kids Give Birth May 19, 2081 
Jordan's Feet Can Be Your Shoes June 23, 2085 
Human Jerky: Taboo-Busting Snack Defines Breakthrough Market February 6, 2098 
An Ecosystem of Your Very Own March 7, 2151 
Miniature People Big Holiday Seller October 16, 2152 
FeedBank Launches Inter-Temporal Intra-Personal Banking Portal October 21, 2157 
At Last, Kids You Can Be Proud Of, Guaranteed October 9, 2162 

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