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| Diesel-Powered Artificial Heart Packs Punch |
September 17, 2006 |
| Sperm Warfare 'Realistic Threat,' Study Concludes |
February 14, 2012 |
| Austrian Team Splits 'Ding-An-Sich' |
September 18, 2014 |
| Maryland Startup Sequences English Language |
May 18, 2023 |
| Mnemonic Plague Aerosoluable, Easily Weaponized |
November 2, 2027 |
| American Medical Association Recommends Warning Tattoos for Children |
August 24, 2031 |
| Fact-Checking Servers to Reduce Libel Risk |
July 4, 2033 |
| Linguists Decipher Warning Message in Genome |
February 1, 2039 |
| Nanominers Freed From Collapsed Artery |
April 18, 2042 |
| Syringe Found in Egg, ADM Disclaims Responsibility |
September 11, 2045 |
| Nanocelebrities Dance on Head of Pin |
June 3, 2046 |
| Engineered Corn Communicates, Crunches Numbers |
January 14, 2047 |
| Transgenic Weeds Help Hackers Poach Corn Computing Cycles |
March 4, 2051 |
| Researchers Seek Treatment for Mad Soybean Disease |
August 19, 2058 |
| NYSE Officials Plan Animal Sacrifice on Exchange Floor |
May 8, 2064 |
| Crack Team Hunts 'Zombie' Corporations |
August 28, 2065 |
| Bush II Never President, Historians Conclude |
January 13, 2081 |
| Money a Waste, Economists Conclude |
September 21, 2084 |
| Emeralds Are Grue, Sky Is Bleen |
January 2, 2100 |
| MIT Scientist Discovers 'Anti-Money' |
September 16, 2103 |
| Coming to a Stain Near You: Ads! |
July 23, 2104 |
| Scientists Discover, Isolate Limited Liability Person |
August 18, 2106 |
| Scientists Discover Super-Dense Corporate Cluster |
March 11, 2118 |
| People Sprout Squirrels, Flies |
February 11, 2119 |
| Earth a Franchise, Astrophysicists Discover |
December 8, 2162 |
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