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Diesel-Powered Artificial Heart Packs Punch September 17, 2006 
Sperm Warfare 'Realistic Threat,' Study Concludes February 14, 2012 
Austrian Team Splits 'Ding-An-Sich' September 18, 2014 
Maryland Startup Sequences English Language May 18, 2023 
Mnemonic Plague Aerosoluable, Easily Weaponized November 2, 2027 
American Medical Association Recommends Warning Tattoos for Children August 24, 2031 
Fact-Checking Servers to Reduce Libel Risk July 4, 2033 
Linguists Decipher Warning Message in Genome February 1, 2039 
Nanominers Freed From Collapsed Artery April 18, 2042 
Syringe Found in Egg, ADM Disclaims Responsibility September 11, 2045 
Nanocelebrities Dance on Head of Pin June 3, 2046 
Engineered Corn Communicates, Crunches Numbers January 14, 2047 
Transgenic Weeds Help Hackers Poach Corn Computing Cycles March 4, 2051 
Researchers Seek Treatment for Mad Soybean Disease August 19, 2058 
NYSE Officials Plan Animal Sacrifice on Exchange Floor May 8, 2064 
Crack Team Hunts 'Zombie' Corporations August 28, 2065 
Bush II Never President, Historians Conclude January 13, 2081 
Money a Waste, Economists Conclude September 21, 2084 
Emeralds Are Grue, Sky Is Bleen January 2, 2100 
MIT Scientist Discovers 'Anti-Money' September 16, 2103 
Coming to a Stain Near You: Ads! July 23, 2104 
Scientists Discover, Isolate Limited Liability Person August 18, 2106 
Scientists Discover Super-Dense Corporate Cluster March 11, 2118 
People Sprout Squirrels, Flies February 11, 2119 
Earth a Franchise, Astrophysicists Discover December 8, 2162 

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