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| New Company Tells Future, Sells Future |
September 1, 2000 |
| Futurefeedforward Cuts 18,000 Jobs |
October 24, 2001 |
| What Ever Happened to Futurefeedforward? |
October 10, 2004 |
| Court Protects 'Attention Rights' of Media Companies |
October 8, 2006 |
| Group Opposes Vouchers for Police, Fire Services |
March 22, 2008 |
| Packaging Sales Surpass Album Sales, Sony Reports |
September 1, 2013 |
| 'Mouth-in-Mouth' Disease Decimates House, Senate |
October 31, 2014 |
| Intelligent Trusts Infest Indianapolis |
March 16, 2016 |
| Surplus Prisoners to Fill California Teacher Shortage |
July 19, 2017 |
| Socal Skyfires Scorch Subprime Skytellites |
October 18, 2018 |
| Cancer Causes Cancer, CDC Concludes |
March 2, 2019 |
| Wal-Mart Opens First 'All You Can Live' Township |
March 11, 2020 |
| Precinct Collapse Disorder Plagues Coastal Communities |
December 9, 2029 |
| FCC to Auction Definite, Indefinite Articles |
May 8, 2032 |
| Amazon.com to Run for Washington Senate Seat |
June 14, 2040 |
| Embryos, Stem Cells Vote Bush in Record Numbers |
December 12, 2042 |
| Crime Does Pay: GDP Revised to Include Property Crime |
January 2, 2045 |
| Celera Issues Recall of 'Diet' Gene |
May 3, 2045 |
| U.S. Federal Government to Move Offshore |
February 3, 2047 |
| Consumer Capitalism Defective, U.S. Issues Recall |
December 14, 2050 |
| Rebel Corporations Storm Gaza, West Bank |
June 3, 2052 |
| Home-Jailing More Popular than Home-Schooling |
February 23, 2056 |
| U.S. a Monopoly, Breakup Decreed |
June 7, 2059 |
| Exercising Athletes Undermine Drug Olympics |
August 23, 2060 |
| Ad Pox Cured by Branded Products |
August 31, 2064 |
| Coca-Cola Achieves Consciousness, Declares Independence |
March 3, 2071 |
| Cuba Buys Disney, Announces Redevelopment Plans |
December 18, 2071 |
| Brand Dyslexia Declared 'Epidemic' |
December 8, 2072 |
| Toddler's Conviction Upheld, Execution Looms |
April 11, 2088 |
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