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Join our team!
We are always on the lookout for talented, idiosyncratic underachievers interested in joining our revolutionary company. We are growing rapidly and hiring at all levels, entry to executive.
Our hiring policies are as unconventional as our business model. Because we operate on unprecedented monetary policies, using revolutionary information technologies, we need employees prepared to live “outside of the box.” Although experience is important, it can inhibit your ability to adapt to rapid and radical change. We prefer to hire individuals with interesting and diverse backgrounds, but with little or no position-related experience.
We aren’t simply a firm with a bright future; we are the future. Join us for a rewarding career making the future today.
Compensation is competitive and incommensurate.
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